Did you do it?
NO. HOW DID YOU FIND OUT?
Why are you so sweet and cute?
Because I bath daily.
Why do you want my brother to learn to talk and walk if you're always telling me to sit down and shut up?
Where does ketchup come from?
Tomatoes!
Where does mustard come from?
Bananas!
How old is your father?
He is 6 years.
What? How is this possible?
He became father only when I was born.
Not all birds lay eggs.
Which birds don't lay eggs?
The boy birds don't.
Do brown cows make chocolate milk?
I love you.
I love me too.
Why are all these sprinklers on when no one is playing in them?
stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked:
How much do I cost?
B.C.: Before Computer
A.D.: After Dinosaurs
If I'm too old for diapers, why do they make them in my size?
What is the color of an apple?
Inside or outside?
What are the 4 seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Oil and Vinegar
I wish I were a dolphin.
Why?
Because I've never been one before!
Mom, do you love me more, or do I love you more?
I love you more.
No that's wrong, I love you more!
How can you say that?
Because I have only one mother whereas you have two children!
Do you hate being a mommy?
Of course not! Why would you ask that?
Because of all the work.
You look just like your mom
What else did you expect?
Don't drink water in my mug. I have cold. You'll get an infection.
Okay! Then you drink in my mug. I don't have a cold. You'll also become fine.
Why are cars not soft because then they would bounce off each other?
I go to office to work and only then do I get money and I buy you nice toys.
Why do you have to go to office to get money. Lets go to an ATM.
Where's Mummy?
She's gone on a business trip.
When will she be home from her biscuit trip?
I am brave,
The spider was going to eat me, but i killed it.
The world is pretty and everyone should be quiet and enjoy it.
Put me down, I am not a toy.
I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?
Watching Mom breast-feeding baby sister:
Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?
Met an elderly with wrinkled skin
Why doesn't your skin fit your face?
what kind of shape is this?
A milk shake!
Where babies come from?
Mommy's tummy.
Mommy why did you eat me?
Daddy, does your foot grow?
Yes, it does.
Do my shoes grow?
No, only living things grow.
What about the living room?
Daddy can you be my son?
Watching Dad peeling an apple:
Poor apple.
I used to be odd,
Now I'm even. I'm 6!
Do you think we can sell mum's golden teeth after she dies?
Don't talk to strangers.
But Dad, you're the strangest person I know, and I talk to you all the time!
Mum, when you came to pick me up I was writing.
Oh and what were you writing?
I don't know, I can't read.
Dad, can we Google the day we die?
Does everybody poo, or is it just me?
If my birthday is the day I came out of your belly, what's the day called when I went in?
What does the cow say?
Moooo.
What does the cat say?
Meow.
What does the tomato say?
EAT THE BANANA!!!